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Race to Til-Thorin

Dream girls. Fried snails. A 30” bodyguard with pink ponytails.
  Being a hero comes with learning curves. The curve of a hip. The curve of a sword. The curve of a sucker punch as it connects with your face.
  It wouldn’t be so bad if Wendell had professionals to help him.
  Instead, he’s stuck with a feisty gnome, a senile old wizard and a green skinned, cigar-smoking babysitter to guide him. Is it too late to quit?

The story

Chapters

  1. Praise for WANTED HERO Includes audio
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. PREFACE
  6. CHAPTER 1 - Kisses and Vomit
  7. CHAPTER 2 - Chucks Cottage
  8. CHAPTER 3 - Old As Dirt
  9. CHAPTER 4 - Unexpected
  10. CHAPTER 5 - Black Market
  11. CHAPTER 6 - Bite Me
  12. CHAPTER 7 - Next Stop
  13. CHAPTER 8 - Roadkill Tavern
  14. CHAPTER 9 - Escape
  15. CHAPTER 10 - Council Meeting
  16. CHAPTER 11 - Mahan
  17. CHAPTER 12 - Tämä-Un
  18. CHAPTER 13 - Ambush
  19. CHAPTER 14 - Return of the King
  20. CHAPTER 15 - Law of Dominion
  21. CHAPTER 16 - Bad News
  22. CHAPTER 17 - RUN
  23. WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
  24. BONUS: Into the Fire
  25. BONUS Bonus: Demoni Vankil
  26. About the Author Includes audio
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